Monday, September 1, 2008

How to Not Lose Weight 101

This is how you don't lose weight, like me.

--> remove the chicken skin from your platter, but to chomp it down unconsciously when your mind is busy thinking about god knows what.

--> then look for that piece of skin which you so carefully remove, realising in sheer horror that it's already in that belly of fat.

--> feel guilty.

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